don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time
There will never be another President and First Lady like the Obamas.
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream
Is This Actually Funny or Am I Just Sleep Deprived? A novel by me
Chances Are It’s Not, But At Least I’m Happy. The sequel.
…this was such a wholesome addition….thank u